May 2012
6 posts
That terrifying feeling when you are finishing a...
January 2012
7 posts
Whenever one of my annoying classmates speaks
I just wanna be like:
But since I’m a good person, I just look at them like:
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Skit Skat Cat!
animalsbeingdicks:
I suggest you watch this while listening to this. It makes all the difference in the world.
If America has Ke$ha, does Europe have K€sha?
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December 2011
5 posts
I love it when food packages say something like...
Cause I’m always like “Bitch I think you meant I get seconds.”
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That moment when your friend tries to read your...
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That moment in class when you suddenly understand...
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November 2011
20 posts
In honor of Black Friday, come to my house and my...
lmaogtfo:
When websites asking for my age have the option to...
lmaogtfo:
Bitch, how would I be using a computer?
Trying to look happy when no money falls out of... →
"Why didn't you answer the phone when I called?" →
”Because I was dancing to the ringtone”
How I Write Essays →
Introduction:
Body Paragraph #1:
Most of the Body:
The Final Body Paragraph:
Conclusion:
That sad moment when the garbage goes out more... →
I'm actually not funny, I'm just really rude and... →
I'm respecting your privacy by knocking, but... →
When somebody calls your name. →
Expectations:
Reality:
Once you hate someone, everything they do is... →
“Look at this bitch, eating those fucking crackers like she owns the place!”
I like smelling new books →
October 2011
44 posts
When the teacher says "Partner up!" and you look... →
When you just had dinner and someone catches you... →
When your teacher complains about having to grade... →
Bitch you gave us the work!
That moment where you have no idea how to reply to... →
They’re probably sitting there like:
And you’re over somewhere like:
Does anyone else get scared when their text says,... →
Im Like:
If we weren't supposed to snack in the night, why... →
"You're too gorgeous to be single." →
And you’re too ugly to be flirting with me.
that moment when you send something to the wrong... →
When a two-faced bitch waves at you. →
When you see your best friend with someone else →
After you've met someone and it turns out they... →
When you forget the name of something when you're... →
Can you pass me that thing?
and the other person is like, what thing?
that thing!… the thingy! -__________- THAAAAAT SHIT!!!