May 2012
6 posts
Listenxhirachu:
May 15th
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That terrifying feeling when you are finishing a...
May 11th
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Listenrememberthelights: penvellyn: ...
May 11th
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May 11th
May 11th
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May 4th
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January 2012
7 posts
Whenever one of my annoying classmates speaks
I just wanna be like: But since I’m a good person, I just look at them like: More laughs here
Jan 27th
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Skit Skat Cat!
animalsbeingdicks: I suggest you watch this while listening to this. It makes all the difference in the world. 
Jan 27th
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Jan 15th
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Jan 15th
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Jan 15th
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Jan 15th
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If America has Ke$ha, does Europe have K€sha?
More laughs here
Jan 15th
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December 2011
5 posts
Dec 18th
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Dec 18th
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I love it when food packages say something like...
Cause I’m always like “Bitch I think you meant I get seconds.” Need a laugh? Click here!
Dec 18th
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That moment when your friend tries to read your...
Need a laugh? Click here!
Dec 18th
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That moment in class when you suddenly understand...
Need a laugh? Click here!
Dec 18th
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November 2011
20 posts
In honor of Black Friday, come to my house and my...
lmaogtfo:
Nov 27th
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Nov 27th
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Nov 26th
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When websites asking for my age have the option to...
lmaogtfo: Bitch, how would I be using a computer?
Nov 26th
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Nov 26th
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Nov 21st
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Nov 20th
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Nov 20th
309 notes
Trying to look happy when no money falls out of... →
Nov 20th
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"Why didn't you answer the phone when I called?" →
”Because I was dancing to the ringtone”
Nov 15th
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Nov 15th
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How I Write Essays →
Introduction: Body Paragraph #1: Most of the Body: The Final Body Paragraph: Conclusion:
Nov 13th
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That sad moment when the garbage goes out more... →
Nov 11th
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Nov 11th
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I'm actually not funny, I'm just really rude and... →
Nov 8th
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I'm respecting your privacy by knocking, but... →
Nov 8th
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When somebody calls your name. →
Expectations: Reality:
Nov 8th
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Once you hate someone, everything they do is... →
“Look at this bitch, eating those fucking crackers like she owns the place!” 
Nov 5th
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Nov 4th
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I like smelling new books →
Nov 4th
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October 2011
44 posts
When the teacher says "Partner up!" and you look... →
Oct 24th
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When you just had dinner and someone catches you... →
Oct 24th
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When your teacher complains about having to grade... →
Bitch you gave us the work!
Oct 24th
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That moment where you have no idea how to reply to... →
They’re probably sitting there like: And you’re over somewhere like: 
Oct 24th
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Does anyone else get scared when their text says,... →
Im Like:
Oct 24th
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If we weren't supposed to snack in the night, why... →
Oct 24th
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"You're too gorgeous to be single." →
And you’re too ugly to be flirting with me.
Oct 24th
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that moment when you send something to the wrong... →
Oct 24th
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When a two-faced bitch waves at you. →
Oct 24th
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When you see your best friend with someone else →
Oct 16th
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After you've met someone and it turns out they... →
Oct 16th
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When you forget the name of something when you're... →
Can you pass me that thing? and the other person is like, what thing?  that thing!… the thingy! -__________- THAAAAAT SHIT!!!
Oct 16th
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